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Lo dejo en inglés por que sino muchos pierden la gracia
- When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
- All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
- Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
- Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
- Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
- Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
- All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
- MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).
- Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
- Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
- The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
- Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
- Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
- “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
- Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
- Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
- Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
- Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.
- Chuck Norris CAN divide by 0.
- Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
- Chuck Norris can access private methods.
- Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
- Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use strongly-typed languages. He uses strong languages.
- Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
- There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris’ keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t delete files, he “Blows them away”.
- Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
- Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop
- If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need an OS.
- Chuck Norris’s OSI network model has only one layer- Physical.
- Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
- Chuck Norris does not execute transactions. He makes’em pay!
Fuente: {codesqueeze}
http://xnoccio.com/469-humor-chuck-norris-en-el-mundo-java/
Jaja muy bueno, me lo hubieras pasado antes :P
Muy bueno!!
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